My plan was once again to hate Halloween, but I've changed my mind. Not actually because it's fun that noone can tell the difference between Halloween costumed 10-year olds and Götgatan hipster goths. That's just a nice bonus. 'Cause what actually made me masturbate to Dracula outfits was realizing that Halloween has created its own death. While Capitalism think that it come up with a smart ass greedylicious tradition, GYPSIE's MEGA TRIP has the honor to happily announce that they haven't! The time has come for Halloween to get at taste of its own medicine! Here's the first episode of:
Gypsie's Mega Trip's Survival Kit - The ultimate guide to survive life during wartime and defeat capitalism!
1. CHOOSE A GREEDY PERSON/COMPANY/BUISNESS/ORGANISATION/OTHER TO DRESS UP AS
If General Motors and Coca Cola feels too difficult you can always dress up as the Swedish King. The only thing you need then is a black trash bag. Other good candidates could for example be: The housing market, a U.S dollar, Milton Friedman, WTO, Market economy, Margaret Thatcher, The European Union, NATO, Consumption, Ronald Reagan etcetera...
2. GO TO A GREEDY PERSON/COMPANY/BUISNESS/ORGANISATION/OTHER DRESSED AS THE GREEDY THING YOU'VE CHOSEN
3. TRICK OR TREAT THEM
You may choose a level here. It could be anything from the usual Trick or Treat to All your money or Die biaaaaatch.
5. DON'T BECOME A GREEDY ASS YOURSELF
ANGELA DAVIS BY UNKNOWN