THE HETEROSEXUAL COUPLE

There was an almost naked person next to me in bed when I woke up. I like almost naked persons in my bed. Almost naked persons make you wanna buy new wigs and drink coffee all day instead of going to work. So that's what I've done. A walk in the sunshine and a hundred cups of coffee in my new fancy wig. Pretty much like a heterosexual role games foreplay with myself. I guess that's the closest I'll get to a normative monogamous relationship.

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