GMT'S TO INDIA PART ONE

gmt — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:08:57 +0000

Ok here we go again Gypsie On A Fucking Mega Trip!!!! I've had my twentyseventh birtday, but I still don't know who I am or what I'm doing and as you know I'm not planning to find that shit out here in India. My plan is more forgetting myself than finding myself. (Identity and the "oneself" should be deconstructed.) Anyways... I'm in the north of Goa right now and there are hippies everywhere and they look at me like I'M the freak!!!?? but they have so ugly pant's so I guess they don't know better. But except for the hippies and my sleeping bag everything is great!!! The "sleeping bag" issue is pretty serious though. My mom bought me a special travel sleeping bag for Christmas which turned out to be some kinda light blue silk thingy made for princesses. So now I can't move and look exteremly stupid while I'm sleeping but it included an american Beverly Hills 920342 dude and that was pretty nice until I realized my life looked like Barbie and Ken's and I had to ran from Mumbai and what I was about to become.

The Swedish Princess

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DA THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

gmt — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:11:54 +0000

BY DAVID MOTTA

???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOU REEEEEEEEEEEADYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!???

GYPSIE'S MEGA TRIP TO INDIA STARTS IN SIX HOURS MAAAAAAAAAATTAAAAAFUUUUUUCKAAAAAS!!!!!! BUT NO FUCKING HIPPIE SHIT OF COURSE!!!! THUG LIFE CONTINUES!!!!!

And if I die, (soon sventy-seven you know...) remember I wanna be buried in my G-unit t-shirt and white tube socks.

Gypsie's Mega Trip to India starts in 6 hours

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ACTA - ALLIANCE OF CAPITALIST TYRANNICAL ASSHOLES

gmt — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:53:34 +0000

ALL PHOTOS BY DAVID MOTTA

If you don't know what ACTA is, check it out here. And yes, ACTA is a shortening for the ALLIANCE OF CAPITALIST TYRANNICAL ASSHOLES (ACTA). They want to turn the WORLD WIDE WEB into the CAPITALIST WORLD WIDE WEB and reduce the freedom of speech to a "right" only for those who pay for it and who follow the capitalist agenda. The politicians think they can hide this plan of transforming Internet to a Mc Donalds menu, but GYPSIE'S MEGA TRIP can happily announce that they CAN'T!!! Because WE KNOW THEY WANNA TURN THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO A COMMERCIAL SO THEY CAN MAKE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO A COMMERCIAL CHANNEL SO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD'S PHILOSOPHY BECOMES A COMMERCIAL CHANNEL PHILOSOPHY SO WE ALL BECOME COMMERCIAL CHANNEL ROBOTS AND DO AND BUY EVERYTHING THEY WANT. But we won't let it happen!! Because we don't want a AQUA Barbie Girl World. We puked just by watching that video and it was like -97 so don't come up with that shit AGAIN!!!

STOP ACTA! LET'S MOBILIZE!!! Use Internet as the world wide room for resistance, riot, "free" information, revolutionary thoughts and actions WHILE WE STILL CAN! NO TO ACTA FFS!!!!!

No to ACTA

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LOVE SEX AND INTEGRITY

gmt — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 16:05:05 +0000

VIA THATSSOXANDER

VIA KILLHODGY

MADONNA BY STEVEN MEISEL -92

Oh heeello little bloggy. So sorry for the long time no see. But I've had a small intergrity crisis so I couldn't write. But then I remembered that I don't giva a fuck if other people think I expose myself too much when I'm writing. Because I don't. So now I'm here again as you personal life n ass exposer. And I know that You, Google and grandma might know who I fucked last year, but the secrets of Linn the Gypsie King are still very well kept where they should be - In My Super Secret Brain. So random dudes, ex, and future lovers, you don't have to worry. Just because I got a blog doesn't mean that I have no integrity. And if you think so - YOU'RE A CONSERVATIVE PRUDISH DUMBASS.

Anyways.... The most sensational in my life right now is, according to Alex, that I yesterday said that a person was sweet. Alex got totally over-excited about "this sign that possibibly could mean that my loving potential wasn't dead" and propagated that I should stay home and fall in love instead of going to India next week. But I made sure that still, my problem wasn't that I can't fall in love, it's that I don't fall in love with idiots and that I prolematize "the monogamous heterosexual relationsship as the only possible relationsship. So now it's OK that I go to india again and now we're doing some serious stalking operations together to find this wonderful hotty I just know the first name of. Doesn't work that well though.

Just a small crisis

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GYPSIE'S MEGA TRIP'S SEX SCHOOL

gmt — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:01:50 +0000

VIA LOVEREV0LUTION

VIA MALEGODIVA

VIA JEREMYDANTE

OK PEOPLE!!! This one goes out to everyone who define themselves as HETEROSEXUAL MEN. I'm not into that type of sexua-l or human categorizations, but since the world still is totally underdeveloped when it comes to queerness I'm afraid I have to do it this way now. GYPSIE'S MEGA TRIP wasn't supposed to be a SEX SCHOOL. But it's 2012 now and sex can't be this boring and predictable anymore. So here we go...

First of all: Dudes! I apprichiate all the pics you send me of your "big hard cocks", but seriously, SOME INNOVATION PLEASE! I can't even see if that cock belongs to you. It can be anyone's! And all of your texts are like dumb copy pastes of each others: "WANT MY BIG HARD COCK IN YOUR TIGHT PUSSY!!!". Woow. NOT. I would've been more turned on if you'd written about the weather. This isn't the biggest problem though. Everyone can have a bad sexy-pose or dirty-talk day. But YOU CAN'T be 18+ and fuck like you're playing charades in the 1700's!!! I'm glad you don't fuck like Hugh Grant in a romantic Hollywood movie anymore. But do you seriously think you're a dirty and imaginative sex god just because you fuck like you're in a mainstream hetero porn movie? Even my grandma would think you were retarded. And if you say you wanna cum in my face and expect me to be excited one more time - Atleast cum in my eyes so I don't have to see you afterwards because I'm fucking bored to death! That pre-programmed sexuality is so hackneyed that I get more excited doing the dishes! It's great that you have a master degree in Social Science, but it doesn't matter if you haven't improved your sexual skills since you learnt how to masturbate. Come'on! YOU'RE A PERSON SO FUCK AS A PERSON THEN. Seriously, you don't even have to learn anything new! You just have to unlearn. Leave your normative ideas of men and women. Be creative! Fuck as you're sexual, NOT heterosexual!!!

Part 1 - The heterosexual dude

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THE SUMMARY OF 2011

gmt — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:32:47 +0000

ALL PHOTOS BY PAUL HARTNETT

The non-egoistic summary of 2011 can be read at Decida's blog. Gypsie’s Mega Trip's year summary is always an Ego Summary. This is my version of 2011:

Didn't die. Didn't even end up in jail.
But I ended up in Mexico and Belize.
Cured my existential crisis with rum, coke and sex.
Behaved like a sixteen year old in Ayia Napa.
Had been cheaper to go there instead.
But life felt good for a while so WTF.
Then Swedish House Maffia made another stupid song.
And everyone fucked like they were playing charades.
What people did or didn't do with their assholes continued to define their sexuality.
And the multinational corporation “Western Hegemony” continued to (re)produce postcolonial, heterosexist ideas faster than Mc Donalds made their burgers even this year.
And when everyone became "Facebook political" .
Aka Not Political At All.
I had enough.
Wanted to die.
But got another ugly haircut instead.
And went to Ibiza.
Tried to cure my existential crisis with rum, coke and sex again.
Didn't work that time either.
So I was manic-depressive 2.0 all summer.
And my apartment turned into a crack house.
An orgie of Wanting Something More Than This.
The never ending story.
The forever ending story.
Then it was Saturday again.
And another one of you.
So I took off your clothes.
And there was nothing left of you.
So I fucked your empty shell.
And they said I was afraid of love.
But I was just afraid of emptyness.
And it won't be a Happy New Year this year either.
But happiness is just a capitalistic construction anyway.
And the happy endings were sold out.

The GMT version of life.

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BE A HUMAN BEING

gmt — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 02:49:59 +0000

VIA NEWAGECULTURE

VIA NAC

VIA SATELITEVOICES

A real hero

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MUTTHAFAKKING X-MAS

gmt — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 23:08:54 +0000

VIA FROMDORTMUND

Karen Elson 1997-1999 in “Beauty Flash” by Stephane Marais

VIA CRIMINALKUNTMUGSHOTS

OMG it's almost Xmas and I hate Xmas and everyone always tries to be so nice and I'm against niceness so this is really not the time of my life. Last year I tried to make it a little bit more exciting so I fucked Santa but then someone told me that Santa was Uncle John and it didn't feel so fun anymore.

Santa Claus's gonna fuck you up

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RENT LINN THE CHRISTMAS TREE

gmt — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:11:37 +0000

Tried to bleach my hair but it ended in disaster as usual and my mom really doesn't want me to cut off all my hair again, so in order to save Christmas peace I dyed it green. Now I can also both sell myself as a Christmas tree and get money from tourists on Drottninggatan who believe I'm dressed up as a troll doll. Here's my sales pitch:

GO GREEN! RENT LINN THE CHRISTMAS TREE - ECO-FRIENDLY AND 100% NEEDLE-FREE!!!!

Eco-friendly and 100% needle free!

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THE MORE THE MERRIER

gmt — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:37:28 +0000

VIA CRIMINALKUNTNMUGSHOTS

VIA ITSTHEMOTHERFOKINGKIDS

VIA LIVEDEAD

ONESOME TWOSOME THREESOME FOURSOME AWESOME! I've always said the more the merrier.

N.B!: By ONESOME I mean having sex with YOURSELF. Masturbating! NOT having "sex" with others and be a selfish jerk. Cuz that's not sex, that's stealing other people's right to be equal sexual beings!

Selfish assholes fuck off and die!

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