Hello lovers! I know that some of you might heard the big twitter rumour that I’ve got bitten by a Sting Rock and died. But it’s not really true. Ok, the Sting Rock and the mega hardcore super bite were definitly true, but you can erase the part where I was supposed to die. Big thugs don’t die you know. Especially not by Sting Rock bites. I mean, some of us even survive gun shots n stuff ffs… So I’m still here in other words…But I’ve had a pretty busy vaccation lately. I mean, when you’re on vaccation, you’re busy just by eating and sleeping. So when it turns up more things than that – you’re fucking B to the U to the S to the Y.. And that’s what I’ve been. You see, first, I got a seduced by a German super fuck. So then I had to fuck all the time while not eating or sleeping. And then I fell in love with the German super fuck’s Deutche Luftmadradtze (air-madress you can have in the sea). So then I was busy with both:
1. Fucking the German super fuck while not eating or sleeping.
2. Organizing the BIG stealing of my new big LOVE – Die Deutche Luftmadradtze, while not eating, sleping or fucking.
And that’s hell of a lot of stuff to do when you’re on vaccation. But when the BIG day came, aka the day when the German super fuck would leave and I had to start my BIG smooth criminal stealing plan - The German super fuck just said that I COULD HAVE DIE DEUTCHE LUFTMADRADTZE.
And I can tell you, there’re not many stories in my life with happy endings. So remember this one next time when you masturbate and think of me. You can even listen to "Float Away" (the song that was played in every Snowboard movie 2004)to make it XXXtra real.