ME ON A MEGA TRIP 2075 / VIA SHORTY

I hated on a Brittish pothead for one and a half week. Dude had hollow skin, 3/4 jeans shorts (!!!) and drank Coca Cola all the time. The only thing we said to each other was ”Hello”. Twice. Then I had to take detours to avoid him. My fist had got torretts and tried to punch him everytime he was in an armsleght’s distance. But it was pretty easy. He was always stoned in his hammock all the time anyway. Only got up to buy another Coca Cola. And then one day it happened… I sat outside my ”room” writing and dude comes up to me saying: ”You smoke right? Yeah, I know you do”. Then he gives me me a plastic bag of 10 gram weed and walks away. And that was the last I saw of him.

I’m still confused. I mean, he had a bunch of pot smoking junkie friends here he could have given his weed to if he was going back home. So either he thought that the hateful stiff-ass loner aka me needed some help to calm the fuck down, or otherwise he based my drug consumption on my enormous fruit n chocholate shake drinking. I’ve no idea what he was thinking and even though I’ve developed some kinda hardcore straight XXX egde attitude towards drugs, I must say that I can’t really hate him anymore. I mean, what weed means to this dude is probably like what horses mean to me. So then this gesture must have been pretty loveful. So here I am again. An innocent little gypsie smelling flowers all day while illegal stuff continues to fly into my room. 

I’ve become healthy (read: boring). Didn’t even try to. I just sat under a tree, read my book and then two weeks past and hookus pookus, there I was, a human version of Ferdiland the (contra-revolutionary) Bull. Satisfied with everything like a How To Be Happy Book and my own worst nightmare. Don’t misunderstand me. I love to be satisfied. Being Ferdiland the Bull, happy just by sitting under a tree smelling flowers all day is NICE 2.0. But I’m against niceness. All of a sudden you’re Big Mac & Company personified and all you do is watch HBO’s series or drink beer. Because satisfaction comes (most of the times) in the shape of a devil (Fredrik Reinfeldt). And it wants you to stop caring, love your ”individual freedom” (liberalism) and be a satisfied robot for the rest of your life. And then the story about capitalism live happy ever after… So spending my whole life trying to find meaning and satisfaction without any success, has actually been a good thing. Even though it some times almost have killed me. And I still run around like a hamster on speed searching for the perfect version of everything. Always want something more or something else. Doctors call it Bipolar Disorder, mom says it’s the lack of love. My ex call it emotional sickness and God’s fanclub says it’s the refuse to believe. I say it’s the impossibility to be(come) satisfied in a fucked up society. Some smart person (Angela Davis?) said ”No One’s Free Until Everyone’s Free. And I think it’s the same with satisfaction. No one should be satisfied until everyone can be satisfied. And that’s why I can’t sit under a palm tree in India and be fucking satisfied. Atleast not more than 4 hours/day. Lucklily I got the SURVIVAL KIT in order to save ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW from the capitalist capulation!

 GYPSIE’S MEGA TRIP'S SURVIVAL KIT 5 IS HERE:

HOW TO NEVER BE(COME) SATISFIED (or how to stay pissed off)

1. Watch any movie with Hugh Grant.

2. Go to a sports bar where they show tacky football (the National League).

3. Buy a subway ticket in Stockholm.

4. Read the ”public” newspaper.

5. Forget to buy toilet paper.

6.Watch the commercials

7.Try to have a heterosexual equal relationship.

8. Wear a short skirt.

9. Remember that Princess Estelle Silvia Eva Mary of Sweden just was born.

If none of the above works:

10. OPEN YOUR EYES . We live in a unequal world where the the rich get richer by reproducing the structure of unequality (rasicm, sexism, homophobia etc.) If you’re satisfied living in a world like that - skip this text and go and kill yourself instead.     

VIA CANALOPTIQUE

Ok here we go again Gypsie On A Fucking Mega Trip!!!! I've had my twentyseventh birtday, but I still don't know who I am or what I'm doing and as you know I'm not planning to find that shit out here in India. My plan is more forgetting myself than finding myself. (Identity and the "oneself" should be deconstructed.) Anyways... I'm in the north of Goa right now and there are hippies everywhere and they look at me like I'M the freak!!!?? but they have so ugly pants so I guess they don't know better. But except for the hippies and my sleeping bag everything is great!!! The "sleeping bag" issue is pretty serious though. My mom bought me a special travel sleeping bag for Christmas which turned out to be some kinda light blue silk thingy made for princesses. So now I can't move and look exteremly stupid while I'm sleeping but it included an american Beverly Hills 920342 dude and that was pretty nice until I realized my life looked like Barbie and Ken's and I had to ran from Mumbai and what I was about to become.

ALL PHOTOS BY DAVID MOTTA

If you don't know what ACTA is, check it out here. And yes, ACTA is a shortening for the ALLIANCE OF CAPITALIST TYRANNICAL ASSHOLES (ACTA). They want to turn the WORLD WIDE WEB into the CAPITALIST WORLD WIDE WEB and reduce the freedom of speech to a "right" only for those who pay for it and who follow the capitalist agenda. The politicians think they can hide this plan of transforming Internet to a Mc Donalds menu, but GYPSIE'S MEGA TRIP can happily announce that they CAN'T!!! Because WE KNOW THEY WANNA TURN THE WORLD WIDE WEB TO A COMMERCIAL SO THEY CAN MAKE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO A COMMERCIAL CHANNEL SO THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD'S PHILOSOPHY BECOMES A COMMERCIAL CHANNEL PHILOSOPHY SO WE ALL BECOME COMMERCIAL CHANNEL ROBOTS AND DO AND BUY EVERYTHING THEY WANT. But we won't let it happen!! Because we don't want a AQUA Barbie Girl World. We puked just by watching that video and it was like -97 so don't come up with that shit AGAIN!!!

STOP ACTA! LET'S MOBILIZE!!! Use Internet as the world wide room for resistance, riot, "free" information, revolutionary thoughts and actions WHILE WE STILL CAN! NO TO ACTA FFS!!!!!