Drunk Randiness
Post date Sun 11 Jul 2010 8:29 PM
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Ok I always get freaky fuckin horny when I'm drunk. Sometimes nice, sometimes not so nice. Luckily I got a pretty bad visual defect which makes it much easier to fix an incurable drunk randiness. Drunk and blind is like magic formula to make people fuckable. And from experience I also happen to know that good lookin people are damn boring to fuck. Pretty glad Kaka's mom came and pick us up last night though. I've had my quota of coming home to my parents house without panties and with lips swollen like Pamela Anderson's from 8 hours of cock sucking.
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Fucking Sunshine
Post date Wed 19 May 2010 5:04 PM
I NEED A HAIR CUT
I've tried to write something serious for like two days now. It doesn't work. I've become a "hello it's sunny, let's hang out in the park, drink latte and talk about our cute kids" person. Okey. It's not that bad. But if I havn't had that fancy fly cunt sitting on my face last night, I had probably woken up as Ebba von Sydow (popular swedish psychopath). I'll come up with something important soon.
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Smoking bastards
Post date Wed 12 May 2010 5:46 PM
Okey, I hate people who smoke. But can you please stop be sooo damn hot sucking that cancer stick so I have to end up fucking you anyway. I'm such a teenage sucker who still think it looks fly to smoke and it's really NOT OKEY. I'm a fucking anti-smoking campaign personified (thank you mom and dad). I can't behave like this. Fuck you hawthylicious smoking bastards.
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HELLO SUNSHINE! HELLO LIFE!
Post date Fri 30 Apr 2010 1:38 PM
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HELLO HAWTHYS! (I can be your super hero ninja turtles ADHD lover tonight.)
HELLO OVER-EXCITED!! (Thank you 2pac in heaven, you made me dopalicious and fun again.)
Sooo. I woke up at 7 horny like a rabbit on Viagra. Wanted a fancy pancy dildo session but thought it would be awkward to disturd Jessicas’s beauty sleep with a dildo sounding like the Chainsaw Massacre. She’s moving out tomorrow so this was almost her last night in Casa Crack Hoe. So I ate my super porridge instead and went out for a walk. Bought a bottle of wine that looked like Paris Hilton (pink) and went home to listen to Leila K. The Blackeyed Peas called and told me Tonight’s Gonna Be A Good Night. I said Get Laid Or Die Trying bitches!
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Hello Britney
Post date Wed 14 Apr 2010 9:22 PM
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TUPAC
I found myself daydreaming about fucking Briteny Spears. Not the plactic fantastic MTV Britney. This was the dirty white trash version who certainly had took me out to beat paparazzi's after we've had our 100,000 orgasms and shaved our hair off together. But I don't know if I really would like to fuck Britney in real life. I mean, she thanks God and stuff. That's creepy.
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The Never Ending Fuck
Post date Thu 1 Apr 2010 3:38 PM
Went out like this
BEFORE
and came home like that
AFTER
Was invited to a threesome but ate candy in bed instead and listened to when the others fucked for three hours. It was like how I think it would be to watch porn movies at the cinema and be blind. But you may not eat candy at porn movie cinemas, or do you? Anyway… this movie was definitly called The Never Endning Fuck and Linn will never ever be able to fall asleep.
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2-4-6-8 Barbie Likes To Masturbate
Post date Thu 25 Mar 2010 7:45 PM
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2-4-6-8. Barbie likes to masturbate
She's been doin' it since age eight and her skill is really great.
2-4-6-8. Religion told her she should wait. Find herself a suitable mate.
2-4-6-8. Barbie wouldn't take the bait.
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The Black Hole Of Jessica's Pussy
Post date Mon 22 Mar 2010 12:10 PM
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We've had some serious problems this weekend. Since I've been thinking more about horses than sex, Jessica has been the one taking care of the sexual activites in this houshold, to prevent our apartment to turn into a nunnery. So when I was busy getting my beauty sleep, Jessica was out to make the world a bit more raunchy.
So far so good…
But when I woke up and found Jessica upside down in the living room with half her arm in her pussy, I realized something was wrong… The condom had apparently gone by during the sexual act and was now disappeared without a trace in the black hole of Jessica's pussy. She had tried a hundred different tricks to get it out without results, so now she thought it was time for me to give it a try. I wasn't that happy that the closest I would come to get cunt this weekend was to operate a condom out of my roomie. So I came up with a better solution… It would be best if Jessica got pregnant. Then the baby would be born with a condom on its head and we would finally get that motherfucking shit out. And we could name the baby Condomas (a sweet mix between Condom and Thomas) and live happlily ever after.
But then she managed to get that sleazy condom out by herself and threw it in the trash. I thought we atleast should have sent it back to the Prime Minister.
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Personal Ad
Post date Thu 18 Mar 2010 5:25 PM
LINN - THE SEXY POSE
LINN - THE HORNY LOOK
PERSONAL AD
Hi. My name is Linn, I’m 25 years old but I look like a 12 year old Eminem wannabe when I’m newly awakened. I like snus, strap-ons and horses. I’m perhaps a bit dysfyncitonal when it comes to love, life and cooking, but I’m pretty fun after three beers. I’m looking for You that I will never find and it would be good if You had the solution of life and like to make molotov cocktails. We could fuck, eat porridge and problematize life from different discourse analytical perspectives.
Please provide your contact information in the comment field.
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My Brain Is A Boundless Nymfo Without Taste
Post date Sun 7 Mar 2010 7:45 PM
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I dreamed I had sex with my roomie Jessica last night. WTF! I don’t know what to do. Can I tell her this? No, I can’t tell her this! Jessica may be an open minded sex maniac who doesn’t give a shit. But this could maybe freak her out anyway. I mean, it kinda freaks me out. Hate my brain right now. Why does it always has to be such a dirty slut? When I don’t have nightmares I almost always dream I’m having sex with dopelious hawthys. And that’s nice of course. But then these hawthys turns into other people. Dr Alban, 50 cent and Margaret Thatcher. You, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad and your grannys. My brain is a boundless nymfo without taste and that’s why I can’t look you in the eye any longer. I’VE HAD YOUR GENITALS IN MY MOUTH FOR FUCK SAKE!!! And that is now what have happened with Jessica who used to be my non-sexualized roomie. Not anymore though. At first I dreamed I fucked this dopelicous hawthy on the kitchen table. But then, the hawthy was gone and all suddenly I had Jessicas cunt all over me. And the most creepy thing about it was that she had the fattest cunt I’ve ever seen. Her cunt lips looked like giant chicken fillets and they covered my whole face. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ERASE MY BRAIN? How am I supposed to hang out with Jessica when the only thing I see when I looked at her is a big fat chicken fillet-cunt that wants to swallow me?
PHOTOS OF VIKTOR -fly like 2pac, keepin it real like Leila K. You can see more of him at: http://matlagningsprogrammet.blogg.se/
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