Dresses Or T-shirts Or Anything At All

Post date Sun 25 Jul 2010 5:45 PM

ME SHOWING MY WHITE ASS

TATTOO

BIG BUISNESS

I can't really handle dresses so I used a t-shirt as a dress. It worked quite well for like two minutes, then the "dress" looked more like a bra. So there I was, in the middle of the dancefloor, flashing my white bony middle class ass and tried to be a decent t-shirts seller. But since people now think it's ok to wear bikini day and night now, I guess I was pretty well dressed compared to all the nude 18-year old American Apparel hipster kids who's taken over the world.

Thank you Stuck Tattoo and ShitXfaced for a great night!

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The Hopscotch Dance

Post date Thu 1 Jul 2010 5:29 PM

OH FUCKING YES! I'm sooo doing that Hopscotch dance right now. If someone just gimme hair cuts like the photos here I'll be a happy person again. Life - Death: 1-0. RAVE! 

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Russian Prisoners

Post date Mon 12 Apr 2010 9:06 PM

MORE TATTOOS TO THE PEOPLEMORE TATTOOS TO THE PEOPLE

Okey I need some new tattoos. And I need it NOW!!! I wanna look more like a russian prisoner. Think I'm gonna tattoo "Horses, porridge and riots 4 life" on my chest. But in Russian. Mom would probably be too upset if I wrote "Eat pussy instead of meat". Do anyone know how to speak Russian? And can someone please give me some money? It's for a good purpose!  

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The Coolest Person You'll Ever Know

Post date Mon 5 Apr 2010 11:07 AM

http://chelsamander.tumblr.comhttp://chelsamander.tumblr.com

HIGHWAYOFENDLSSDREAMS.TUMBLR.COMHIGHWAYOFENDLSSDREAMS.TUMBLR.COMBONESANDSTYLE.TUMBLR.COMBONESANDSTYLE.TUMBLR.COM

So I stayed at home all weekend, smelled of sweat and listened to Phil Collins. I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever know.

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Lady Gaga Parteeey

Post date Sun 28 Mar 2010 3:09 PM

LADY GAGA LINNLADY GAGA LINN

Just before my whole creature was about to turn into a giant magic mushroom, thirtyfive Lady Gagas came and rescued me. Queeeroulicois Lady Gaga parteeey in Blåsut with hunkylicious hawthys was obviously the solution to life this night. So I stripped off my clothes and became Lady Gaga as everyone else.

Ps. I even wore thongs! My ass hasn’t looked that funny since I was a fjortiskicker back in -97. Lady Gaga Queeeroulicious Parteeeey For Life!!!


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Steve-O/Linn-O

Post date Fri 5 Mar 2010 5:19 PM

STEVE-O-LINN-OSTEVE-O-LINN-O

Steve-O poses like I do when I'm drunk. I guess he's too stupid to understand that this pose has never been fun or cool and definitly won't get you laid. I don't really have any excuses, I just blame it on the A-A-A-ALCOHOL. 

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Baby We Can Do It We Can Do It All Night

Post date Mon 22 Feb 2010 11:50 AM

SWORN TO FUN / Alexandra JernbergSWORN TO FUN / Alexandra JernbergSPYAN GANGSPYAN GANGROBYN/ Alexandra JernbergROBYN/ Alexandra JernbergBANANA IS ABOUT TO CRASH THE TURN TABLE WITH HER NICE ASSBANANA IS ABOUT TO CRASH THE TURN TABLE WITH HER NICE ASS

ANNABABE/ Alexandra JernbergANNABABE/ Alexandra JernbergGANGBANGGANGBANGMARIA AND ZHALAMARIA AND ZHALA

ANNA LINGLINGANNA LINGLINGMICHELMICHELMARIA AND TERESMARIA AND TERESZELAM AND SHAMOUNZELAM AND SHAMOUNVIGERT AND LOWEVIGERT AND LOWEJESSICAJESSICAMEME

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The Never Ending Party Story

Post date Sun 21 Feb 2010 7:43 PM

BAM BAMBAM BAMROBYNROBYN

SKINHEAD LINNSKINHEAD LINN

ZELAMZELAM

FIXINGFIXINGROBYNROBYN

EVERYBODYEVERYBODYMEMEKIRIKOOKIRIKOODENNIS AND ERIKDENNIS AND ERIKZHALA MARIA JENZHALA MARIA JENBAM BAMBAM BAM

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Punks Jump Up / No Hair

Post date Mon 11 Jan 2010 9:49 PM

SKINHEAD 1SKINHEAD 1

I healed my restlessness by shaving off all my hair. Trimmer One Millimeter. Long blond hair has not given me more than superficial confirmation of constructed femininity and expensive shampoo costs anyway. Now I look like a 12 year old skinhead instead and it feel fucking awesome. Punks Jump Up! Oi Oi Oi!!!

 

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HAAAWTHYS

Post date Thu 7 Jan 2010 5:47 PM

FASHIONAHOLIC.DKFASHIONAHOLIC.DK/STREETPEEPER/STREETPEEPER

SINPATRONSINPATRON

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! I CAN'T HANDLE HAWTHYS LIKE THIS!!!! Please fuck me, marry me, get wasted with me or do whatever you want with me. I don't care, I'm in love with beauty right now. 

 

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