VIA LEXXY BROWN

OK MOM AND DAD I PROMISE I'LL UPDATE TOMORROW. I JUST NEED TO WASH MY CUNT AND BECOME SOBER FIRST. 

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GUMMO AGAIN

They left me here alone. So what to now? Alone and drunk on a Monday. I guess I should start write my amazing memoirs. It will sound like this " Hello my name is Linn and I wanted to be a fireman but i became an asshole like everyone else. I got allergic to the only thing I loved in life  - Horses. So now I'm more into  getting drunk with my brother than having a serious life with jobs and wonder bra's. Today it's Monday and I'm gonna shut down my brain, eat candy and go to sleep forever.  

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MONDAY DRUNKNESS

Monday drunkness. Douster - King Of Africa on repeat. Brosch is in da house. Lil Stina's in da house. Wine's in da house. I've taken vacation but I'll regret it tomorrow. Lil Bro + Me + Wine + Pretended Vacation = Hello Hang Over For Ever

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AWESOME HAIRCUT

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Hanging around in Malmo. David (my bro) woke up when my phone rang and said: - Stina, I think someone's here. And I was like: Eeeeh okey, thanks for remembering me. I'm your sister since 25 years ago and if you weren't such a drunk punk you would propably remembered that you gave me your keys yesterday and talked to me before you went to bed. 

Lund is the city of alcoholism, boot cut jeans and David Guetta.

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KARNÖÖÖVAL

OH MY GOSH. Lund is killing me. My bro is killing me. Alcohol is killing me. Life is killing me. Woke up with a trash can on my head and a beer up my ass. Almost. Now we've had beer for breakfast and the sun is shining and everything is "Hello I'm Fourteen Years Old Again" and it's great but I still don't now who I am where I am and how I'm feeling.

SWORN TO FUN LOYAL TO NONE. 

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LORDS OF DOGTOWN

EY MALMÖ AND LUND, WHAZZUUP!?! I'm coming tomorrow!!! Dance with me!

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BETTAN AND JOHNNY

JOHNNY

BETTANS + JOHNNY = 4-EVER

This is Bettan and Johnny on the way to the party. They met three weeks ago and it was love at first blowjob-moment. Now Betty has tattooed Johnny's name above her ass and they will live happily ever after.

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Oh Happy Everything-Gets-Retarded-Friday. Because that’s the beauty with over-excitment. It always leads to chaos. Sun becomes rain. beer becomes rum, music becomes Lady Gaga and then you’re nothing but the Swedish alcohol culture personified. So when I wanted to go to the club, all the others were more into puking. And when I finally came to the club after having had my beer stolen by security guards, all the hawthys had already found someone to fuck in the bushes. So I danced to Lil Wayne with white middle class hipsters as usual and drank some more beers to keep up the same brain dead level as everyone else. Ended the evening by getting into a fight with Oscar and went home like the teenage dirtbags we probably was, yelling at each other about stuff we were way to drunk to understand. Back home I got emotional and started listening to Phil Collins again. Found Jessicas box of fancy chocholate and thought life maybe could be bearable again. But that fucking chocholate was of course filled with gross liquor and I puked in the toilet and went to sleep with my trashed make up on.

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I've stopped listening to Phil Collins. I'm listening to Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush" on repeat instead. WTF is wrong with me??!! Dear 2pac in heaven! Please make me dopaliciois and fun again. I need to become a non-thinking David Guetta lovin person like everyone else. Atleast until Saturday. I promise I'll be revolutionary and angry again on May 1th.

Tonight - Free beer shit in the face party

Tomorrow - Rave to the grave, more ass to the Linn and Asslex, dirty disco deluxe when lovely KAKAN is playing at the La Vida Locash Party!

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BEFORE

ALE WIG

ÖGAT WIG

ME WIG

KARAOKE

BEFORE VISA PATTARNA

ANNA LINN

GO PARIS IT'S YOUR B-DAY!!! 

When you grow up, your heart dies. When you never grow up, everyone else wanna stab you in the heart because you’re so fucking annoying. VIKING LINE CRUISES – YOU’RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME! Beer, karaoke, nudity, wigs, ugly tattoos, awesome white trash people, lovely friends, leather vests and Carola.  MY LIFE WAS FINALLY COMPLETED! Woke up almost drowning in menstrual blood and sweat, with puke on my arms and makeup down to my knees but I didn’t give a fuck because I was the happiest person ever. Think I have to tattoo White Trash Gypsie Guerilla 4-life on my cheast now instead of that horse loving thing. Paris, Shaghoe, Stjärtika, Ale, Ögat, Gita, Maie, Bahar - YOU'RE THE BEST!  

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